Taking my own advice and setting a date to finish, which is tomorrow, I have been forced to downgrade my LP to an EP.   For you non-vinyl types, my planned full length 12 tacks CD will finalize with 7 tracks.   But it will be 7 earth-shattering, rump shaking, pulse pounding, pelvic thrusting, multi-orgasmic, mega hits that if played unaltered will cure acne.^*  It will change music as we know it - forever.   It would be an absolute tragedy to keep this from the world.  This is what I have to tell myself to finish today. 

^{*WARNING:  If the earth actually begins to coming apart, the rump tremors reaches tidal wave proportions, the elevated heart rate causes dizziness, the pelvic thrusting force you towards inanimate objects like mailboxes, and if the O's just keeping coming, discontinue use and this product.  If not, temporary blindness may occur.}

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