No sock puppets!
Wednesday, 30 January 2008

Irving Finkelstein showed up at my apartment, and he brought his sock puppets.

He said they can be a backing chorus for me on all of my tracks for this RPM album, but they're pretty tone deaf, and can only sing in backwards Lithuanian.

How do I politely tell him that I don't need his help?

(I'm actually kind of surprised he found me after I moved, considering that I never gave him my new address.) 

 

 


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Written by Chris Rutherford, on 01-30-2008 07:05
As I see it you have two options: 
 
1.) record an album that suits tone deaf sock puppet singers 
 
2.) cut off his hands 
 
With regards to point 1, if you play all your other instruments backwards and put the puppets through some distortion, then reverse the entire song, you'd get forwards Lithuanian Industrial music. I don't think it's been done before, so it might be an interesting niche to explore. 
 
With regards to point 2, I'll say just five words: alcohol, chainsaw, accidents can happen.

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