It's a funny thing about bein' a Mountain Weirdo. Seems like y'have
problems sometimes that city folk couldn't hardly dream of...an' if
they did, they'd prolly go to the doctor first thing in the mornin' an'
git some kind o' medication fer it. I won't trouble y'all with the
strange a-goin's on that done plagued the band the past couple days.
I'll jest go right on into our agenda fer today. We got to record the
followin' songs...
- Job's Lament
- I Won't Tell You
- Meh
- Mountain Weirdo Woman
- Mountain Weirdo Theme
I reckon today we ought to focus on Beau's drummin' tracks, an'
recordin' with this here computer. First off, Beau's a good man, a
fine percussionist, an' a janitor that cain't be beat nohow, but he's
got to be nudged a might before he'll let his creativity out; he hain't
a-feelin' too inclined these days so he said to just tell him what we
want him to play an' he'll do it. Well, much as Beau hain't been the
same since his experiences bein' snowed in durin' the big blizzard, he
still knows his drums like none of us other Weirdos possibly could.
Sometimes the boys git a might impatient with Beau an' his
idiosyncrasies, an' they start askin' me why he done burned all that
bad lard fer heat, 'cause he must'a knowed the fumes weren't doin' him
no good...well, I'm gettin' a might off topic. Point is, fer any
noxious smoke inhalation he might'a suffered in the big blizzard o'
'78, an' fer any intermittent screamin' he's prone to, we got to
respect his skills, an' the impatient ones are humbled real good when
they try an' put themselves in the place of a fine drummer like Beau
an' make the most of his abilities. An' then, figurin' out the
recordin' software on this dagblasted computer. If we don't do it soon
we'll just have to fire up ol' Bessie again an move along the
ol'-fashioned way this time around. Either way, we fully intend to
have a nice record sent in come February 29. Yeehaw! -Arnie "Polecat" McJunkman
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