mick
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Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! - 2008/01/16 16:15
Okay, Monty Python can sing about spam, why not let spam write songs for us? Need a good song title? So here's some actual lines from my SPAM INBOX this morning. (It's such a relief knowing I'll never have to write lyrics again with such a good source available to me..and to think it will never stop coming!) RPM is going to be so easy now. A big [SIC] for all of these, BTW.
A Kiss So Gentle
The Dance of Love
From looking up to her
Or down from above
Mahtah
Mayta
Abracadabra
Making EVERYTHING bigger
Wish its was not so small
Bigger is better
Make her .. [Use your rhyming dictionary if you have to]
Be a Hero
Like Hercules in your bed
Nothing is better
So take our med
Get one like you've always been dreaming about
Don't be a fool, get a brand new tool
Women judge your size by your shoe size
So stop wearing shoes too large
Life is short
Make the most of it
Confident men enlarge [is rhyming "large" with "enlarge" fair?]
Width
Length
You got it all
The next day
She will call!
[I got this one from Jennifer Anniston -- no really she signed it]
Don't you think it's humiliating,
when they call your member a "baby carrot"?
Don't let them mock you anymore!
With our new product you have merit
[Talent! I'm not sure I could have come up with a rhyme for carrot]
complaint purely
on your team.
beneficial but should not be viewed
is not obliged to,
and how to exploit
successful children.
Above all,
[That's so deep]
Divine candy
For your friend and lover
She'll get more
When you shove her.
Big size - is success
to other bodies.
Most importantly,
her kids' friends,
and credit inquiry
and information
neurobiology,
cognitive children are plopped in
[I'm pretty sure they can be arrested for that]
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