Rumours Of Whores produce music. We refuse to over-produce, partly because of idealism and partly because we're not very good at it. We combine a deep love of the disturbing with cheap Casio instruments and a broken Roland CR-78 we found in a skip. Dannii flat-out refuses to be in any of our tracks, and we're desperate for a female vocalist to do those shouty woah-oh bits like in Go West. We'd like to see the Euro adopted as official UK currency, and we don't like David Blaine much. We're inspired by emancipation, lesbians, gay sex, cheap 80s disco, shandy and curly wurlys. Rumours Of Whores is pathetically desperate for feedback. Sadly, there's no way for you to give us it.

You can download entire tracks at http://www.xwiz.co.uk/ or visit our contribution to the truly dreadful myspace.