Being an anti-establishment bum is my greatest strength, or so my friend tells me. Which is why, given the rudimentary resources at my disposal, I shall render a record of monumental proportions! The aim is to produce a record using nothing but a plastic pasta strainer. This may change as practicalities dictate. I also have a symphony orchestra at my disposal. Various ideas shall be attempted to be tackled in this project. One is to record a whole track using only a five dollar internet mic. I have no experience in composition or smoking crack and can hardly produce a stable note on any tonal instrument, so I make absolutely no guarantees, but with the Amsterdam Philharmonik behind me I can't fail.

Technical: Most tracks will be based on some experimental idea, such as $5 mic (see above), and the album will most likely heavily feature violin as it is the only tonal instrument readily accessible to me at the moment. I hope to also include some guitar and definitely bass guitar and synth. It goes without saying that I will include drums, as that is the only instrument I am marginally apt at. I will attempt to render dulcet sounds out of the violin in as many desperate ways as my creative genius can devise, for I cannot actually play the instrument. It shall be interesting...